Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative John Curtis of Utah

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Do humans know everything they need to know?

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Which is almost 300 miles farther

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Why is Matt Gaetz being investigated but not Sarah (Tim) McBride? Why do we only care about grooming when it's the Republicans doing it?

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Is marijuana bad for you?

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Why is our generation so unhappy?

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

Senate

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Keith Self of Texas

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

House members

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

than the blue routes.

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

They are listed above.

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana